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What happens when you mix an angry cat and a lemon tree?

You get a sour puss.

Why can’t a Christmas tree sew?

It keeps dropping its needles.

How do trees get onto the internet?

They just log on.

What type of tree can be put inside your hand?

A palm tree.

How can you easily identify a dogwood tree?

By listening to the bark.

What tree makes fruit that tastes a lot like chicken?

Poultree.

What do trees drink at their parties?

Root beer.

What party food does a tree enjoy most?

A canopy.

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